the signs as Tuxedo Mask speeches
Aries: Pure, innocent maidens who love sweet foods… I cannot forgive fake dentists who snare them into unfair traps!
Taurus: I will not allow anyone to tarnish a star-drenched evening with tasteless evil. I am just one stem of a rose that cuts through evil.
Gemini: A supermarket is the people’s fountain of health. The fresh vegetables of the open country and the melt-in-your-mouth shabu shabu meat are angry!
Cancer: The hospital is a mansion of life that saves people who have fallen ill. Those who fill it with tainted energy, I cannot forgive!
Leo: It is a woman’s eternal wish to stay beautiful in the latest fashions. To protect the wishes of all women, I am here!
Virgo: If you can’t understand what it feels like to be a Pawn, you have no right to command the Queen.
Libra: Turning a sacred place of learning into a battlefield is an unforgivable outrage. Now, Sailor Moon, teach them the ABCs of Justice!
Scorpio: A true boxer would never hit a lovely young maiden. Instead, he would embrace her gently.
Sagittarius: The beach is a garden of beauties in swimsuits. It is not well-suited to bombs! Massive amounts of gunpowder should be for large fireworks to light up the night sky!
Capricorn: Ruffian who creates a storm of riots in the warm sun of Spring! It’s best you retreat!
Aquarius: The drum is a percussion instrument. If used correctly, it can touch people’s hearts. But you have used it as a weapon. You are a disgrace as a musician! If you are going to play the drum anyway, play something like the cheerful tune of a Japanese dance!
Pisces: Sweets are works of art, nurtured by the dreams of young girls. And at times, even the sweet hearts of those girls who adore beauty, will melt. Sweet sugar candies can melt away their heartache. But even those sugar candies sometimes melt.
